16th October 2005

Cigs: 0
Binges: choclate
Drinks: 0

That said. i post form home today! on a sunday! horrors!! but wot can i say the fear has me in its grip. cant i have him for alternate weeks babe?

househunting hath seized me in its vice-like grip. whipped out classifieds to look for place. translations have been made to standardize the languages used which range from English, Hinglish and Tinglish Tamil, Telugu and Hindi.

convo 1:
me: good morning, im calling about the ad in the DC.
person: are you vegetarian?

Convo 2:
me: good morning, im calling about the ad in the DC.
person: it is only for families not bachelors. it has full vaasthu. the rent --
me: oh then its ok im not a family. sorry to bother you.
person: but not male bachelors
me: er. ok.
person: mins you are staying alone?
me: yes.
person: it is for families.
me: yes. you said so.
person: you come and see.
me: er...ok. [does this mean i cant have *boys over? will havta ask.]

convo 3:
me: good morning, im calling about the ad in the DC.
person: ojwnon inbijn;knam mekmrmrmrgnhmnbgn mmrb *slowly getting fainter and mumblier* ..... *fades out* *hangs up*

ah yes, an exciting day.